"Trick or Treatz" Metronomy

Metronomy is london/brighton-based laptoper, Joseph Mount. He's put out some pretty high-profile remixes over the last while for people like The Teenagers and Dead Disco. I was pleased to discover his original stuff though. Very eccentric and playful but cleverly deadpan. I'm sure you'll see what I mean.

Try to get this bassline out of your head...

"Trick or Treatz" Metronomy (BUY IT)

"Weed Wine and Wankers (SLUTTT Bust in Ur Face Remix)" Miss Odd Kidd

Okay, I'm not vouching for Miss Odd Kidd. As much as I'm down with west-london lipstick grime mcs, she seems a little heavy on hip and thin on talent. Plus, I think her name is dumb. She doesn't look odd at all. She looks like a hot chick with a great tan. I reserve official judgement until I hear some more of her stuff. However, I will go on the record right now saying that the chorus of this song is completely brilliant. The girl likes weed, wine and wankers. And she doesn't care who knows it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

SLUTTT is the real hero here though. He/She/They (I don't fucking know. I think it might be a girl with no face.) has/have been doing some of the hottest remixes of the last year or so. Nasty, dirty, sweaty basement party stuff.

"Weed Wine and Wankers (SLUTTT Bust in Ur Face Remix)" Miss Odd Kidd

Feist Remixes

Feist is a lot like Kevin Federline. They both belong to that rare group of artists whose work is received with absolute critical and popular consensus. While everyone agrees that playing a K-Fed CD should be a violation of the Geneva Conventions, everybody loves Leslie.

So, I won't waste your time expounding the virtues of her second full-length, The Reminder, which is, inexplicably, even better than her debut, Let It Die. But I will recommend a few dancefloor makeovers that manage to do justice to the originals. No small feat.

The first is from Berlin techno label Boys Noize. The second is by fellow countrymen and electro-funk gods, Chromeo. And the last, of which I'm particularly fond, comes from Aussie scenesters VanShe.

"My Moon My Man (Boys Noize Remix)" Feist

"Sealion (Chromeo Remix)" Feist

"1234 (VanShe Technologic Remix)" Feist

(BUY) The Reminder CD

PS If you haven't seen the videos for these two songs you're a loser.

My Moon My Man - Video

1234 - Video

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Loosie!

I'm back. What'd I miss?

So, rap music is awesome, in case you didn't know. There's beats and rapping and girls. All good things. Loosie is a small crew from Brooklyn, who I assumed were set to blow up after putting out a great little remix of Peter Bjorn and John's "Amsterdam." But lo and behold, even in this recent period of PB&J hysteria, they seem to have flown under the radar.

Well, it isn't for lack of trying. As far as I can tell, Spec Boogie, Elucid and Von Pea are more prolific than Rainer Werner Fassbinder on crystal meth. And they're giving away most of their shit for free. Although, not for long, I suspect. There's a bunch of music on their various myspace accounts and even more on their website.

The sound is like De La Soul meets RJD2 meets something streety like The Clipse. And they do have away with the remix, so I'm gonna post the Amsterdam Remix, a Mark Ronson/Lily Allen remix and a Loosie Allstars original, "Wump Wump".

"Amsterdam (Loosie Remix)" Peter John and Bjorn ft Spec Boogie

"Oh My God (Loosie Remix)" Mark Ronson, Lily Allen and Spec Boogie

"Wump Wump" Loosie Allstars

Also, they put out this clever little send up to 90's hiphop called "Champion Hoods" for free download. It's the Loosie MC's rapping over classic 90's beats from Wu-Tang, Fugees, Black Moon, etc.

Download it HERE. Don't be fooled by all the Rapidshare advertising bullshit. It's free, just follow the links.

"Real Love" No Means No

Real Love is scary. You try to hide but it looks for you.

Well, I finally got my first feature film financed. It's called Control Alt Delete. We start shooting May 5 so things are already in over-drive. Plus, both my brothers are getting married in the next two months. (the baby one in France in two weeks, the middle one here in June) All this is to break the news that I will be taking a short hiatus from this blog.

Stop crying.

I'll return with more self-important music advice in June. In the meantime, why don't you lazy-asses tell me what to listen to for a while? Do I look like I have time to surf the internet for the next big thing? No sir.

Since I'm going off to make this movie, I thought I would be cool to post the song that inspired it some years ago. It's a tune by my teenage idols, No Means No.

Talk soon.

"Real Love" No Means No (MP3) (BUY)

"In The Morning (Hot Chip Remix)" Junior Boys

They finally got it over with and fucked each other. Well, I guess Hot Chip did most of the fucking, but Junior Boys are a very accomodating bottom. I've been waiting for this one with bated breath. Junior Boys are about to release their much-anticipated disc of So, This is Goodbye remixes, entitled The Dead Horse. I guess Hot Chip drew the long straw and got to play with one of the best song of last year. They deserve a lot of credit for resisting the urge to turn it into a dance floor banger, as we all know they could with their hands tied behind their backs. Instead, they embrace the sexy slowburn quality of the original. In The Morning never sounded so good in the morning.

"In The Morning (Hot Chip Remix)" Junior Boys (mp3)

The Dead Horse (buy)

Mad Decent Worldwide Radio #13 - Team Mad Deadly

I've posted Diplo's Mad Decent Podcasts before, but his latest is so crazy-wicked I'm willing to risk redundancy. It's a live mix that starts with some acapella Sizzla, moves into some Hot Chip, sojourns in Baile Funk land for a while and closes with some aboriginal Australian outback hip-hop. Dude's a visionary.

Mad Decent Worldwide Radio #13 - Team Mad Deadly

"Trains to Brazil" Guillemots

Its 1 o clock on a friday morning
I'm trying to keep my back from the wall
The prophets and their bombs have had another success
And i'm wondering why we bother at all

I think of you on cold winter mornings
Darling they remind me of when we were at school
Nothing really mattered when you called out my name
In fact, nothing really mattered at all

And i think about how long it will take them to blow us away
But i won't get me down, I'm just thankful to be facing the day

Cause days don't get you far when you're gone

It's five o clock on a Friday morning
one hundred telephones shake and ring
One of them is from someone who knew you.......

And i still think of you on cold winter mornings
Darling they'll still remind me of when we were at school
When they could never have persuaded me that lives like yours
were the hands of these eronious fools

And to those of you who moan your lives through one day to the next
Well let them take you next
Can't you live and be thankful you're here

It could be you tomorrow or next year

"Trains to Brazil" Guillemots (buy)

PS Check out Guillemots' gorgeous website before you die.

"True Affection" The Blow

More Portland. Khaela Maricich & Jona Bechtolt prove that you don't need bells and whistles when you've got good ideas. While most electro-pop acts are piling on the layers, The Blow have an uncanny intuition of where to stop. Particularly in this song, you can almost hear a digital wind blowing (BLOWing?) through the track, lifting Khaela's broken-hearted lament above the casio bleeps and 808 claps. Whoah, did I just write that? I must really like these guys.

"True Affection" The Blow (BUY IT)

PS I've adopted a new sharing system. I'll be using box.net to host mp3 so I don't have to rely on outside links. Also, I've added this nifty little widget on the right so you can play the songs right off this page. Let me know what you think.

"Kelly" Van She

80's revival done so right you'll wonder why we ever left.

P.S. Were Australians always this awesome?

"Kelly" Van She

"Lovers Who Uncover" Crystal Castles vs The Little Ones

This song by The Little Ones is pretty sweet. A little too sweet. Like a Mars bar. It's easy to like; all chocolate and caramel and (nougat?). But, about half-way through, you start wishing you bought the Snickers, so you could sink your teeth into a peanut or two. Well, Toronto's Crystal Castles bring the peanuts to this remix, adding the perfect amount of 8-bit crunch. You'll still get cavities, but it'll take a little longer.

"Lovers Who Uncover" Crystal Castles vs The Little Ones (BUY IT FROM ITUNES)



This remix was my gateway drug into Crystal Castles' other work. If you need another fix, check out this track from their debut 7 inch...

"Air War" Crystal Castles

"Air Aid" Menomena

Forgive me for gushing but these guys are officially my new favorite new band. And they're playing Pat's Pub on saturday night (feb 3) so don't sleep. Pretty sure this is my favorite song on the record. I love the retro prog-rock aesthetic. It could be a Yes, or Genesis or even Can song. I feel a definite prog-indie wave building (TV on the Radio, Grizzly Bear, Danielson) and I couldn't be happier. It's fun to get drunk and dance, but it's also fun to miss your ex-girlfriend and think about the nature of the universe. Maybe that's just me.

"Air Aid" Menomena
(BUY IT)
I also anticipate a whole lot of choirs coming our way, unless Sufjan Stevens gets hit by a bus sometime soon.

"Fallen Snow (Teenagers Remix)" Au Revoir Simone

Um...first, let me be completely honest and say that I would listen to anything that these three women produced. They could play didgeridoos through delay pedals and I would try really hard to like it. (I turned 31 today and full disclosure is the new policy, even if you're not asking for it) That said, so far, it hasn't been difficult to like Au Revoir Simone. The lack of pretense is refreshing for a trio of Willaimsburg hipsters; simple, content before fashion, uncomplicated songwriting. Then there's The Teenagers, who it's harder to like, probably because they look like guys that Au Revoir Simone would date. But I don't think they're good enough. They're dirty. They look like they do a lot of coke and fuck without condoms. Plus I'm not suuuper impressed with their original material. It's a little gimicky for my taste. However, the remixes they've been putting out are spectacular, (I highly recommed the Scanners Lowlife remix on their myspace) especially this take on ARS's "Fallen Snow."

Oh yeah, and if you can tell me what movie "Au Revoir Simone" is a reference to you win the my new best friend award.

"Fallen Snow (Teenagers Remix)" Au Revoir Simone (BUY IT)

PS Just found this video for the original version of Fallen Snow.

"Wet and Rustling" Menomena

Okay, Portland...what the fuck do you guys do with your days? Grow beards, shop for cardigans and make human sacrifices to the indie-rock gods? Doesn't anyone have a real job? Do you all work at that giant book store 12 hours a week? Do you get government subsidies for not driving a car or smoking cigarettes or voting republican? If you produce one more conspicuously high-quality rock band I'm writing a letter to the WTO.

"Wet and Rustling" Menomena (BUY IT)

Or stream Menomena's whole softmore album HERE.

"Knife (Girl Talk Remix)" Grizzly Bear

This should not work. I'm so gaga over the tender musings of Grizzly Bear right now that any outside interference should throw me into a wild rage. So, someone tell me how Girl Talk can lace one of Yellow Houses' best songs with Tears For Fears riffs, drop Clipse's Wamp Wamp on top and I'm smiling like a baby. Either Girl Talk is the new Jesus or I'm a big fat push-over.

"Knife (Girl Talk Remix)" Grizzly Bear

"North American Scum (Ian St.Laurent's South Philly Scum Remix)" LCD Soundsystem

The new LCD Sound- -system record, Sound of Silver, leaked just before christmas and, predictably, it's excellent.

Check out this crunchy remix of the forerunner for first single, "North American Scum."

"North American Scum (Ian St.Laurent's South Philly Scum Remix)" LCD Soundsystem

(BUY IT) "Sound of Silver" LCD Soundsystem

"Graceland" Grizzly Bear

Brooklyn's Grizzly Bear released an excellent second album (Yellow Houses) in the fall and I really should be posting a track from that, but I can't resist upping this beautiful rendition of the Paul Simon classic, Graceland. Yellow Houses is full of sprawling, dreamy arrangements that give way to moody indie/folk tunes. This cover is much more stripped down and straight ahead, instrumentally speaking, but you have to admire the way they bend and stretch the melody to see if they can break it. They can't.



"Graceland" Grizzly Bear

(BUY) "Yellow Houses" Grizzly Bear

"All This Love" The Similou

What's happening to me? When did I start digging twinky scandinavian electro-pop? If my sixteen-year-old-self could see me now he would puke all over his Bad Religion t-shirt. Forgive me.

"All This Love" The Similou (BUY)

2006 Top Ten

It's been a good year. And now that I'm a music blogger, it's my god-given right, nay duty, to summarize it (musically speaking) in a good ol' top-ten list. Here goes...

2006 Best Albums

1. Hot Chip - The Warning
2. TV on the Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain
3. The Knife - Silent Shout
4. The Hold Steady - Boys and Girls in America
5. Band of Horses - Everything All The Time
6. Junior Boys - So This is Goodbye
7. Girl Talk - Night Ripper
8. Ladyhawk - Ladyhawk*
9. Grandaddy - Just Like The Fambly Cat
10. Danielson - Ships

*Just a week into the new year, I really have to add Grizzly Bear's Yellow Houses to this list. Probably at the expense of Ladyhawk. Sorry guys.

And just cause I can't resist, here are my favourite songs of the year.

1. Never Be Alone - Justice vs Simian
2. Over and Over - Hot Chip
3. We Share Our Mothers Health - The Knife
4. Playhouses - TV on the Radio
5. In The Morning - Junior Boys
6. The Greatest - Cat Power
7. Beng Beng - Gyptian
8. Waters of Nazareth - Justice
9. Lowlife - Scanners
10. All Fires - Swan Lake
11. Launch Yourself - Adem
12. Chillout Tent - The Hold Steady
13. Ross Ross Ross - Sebastian
14. My Love - Justin Timberlake
15. Funeral - Band of Horses
16. LDN - Lily Allen
17. Ghetto Story - Cham
18. Notorious - Turbulence
19. The Dugout - Ladyhawk
20. The Devil - The Rapture

"Big Money" Lexicon

I gotta up my boys Lexicon from LA. First of all, they're brothers. Second of all, they've been plugging away at this shit for like ten years. Third of all, their new ep, Rapstars, kills. It's the same sharp, funny rhymes we've come to expect, but they're riding over classic-rock, punk and even disco inspired beats. Good one.

"Big Money" Lexicon